Hajra be hjappy.

I have some news that is very bad

My friend, Hajra Nadeem, is feeling sad.

You may think that this happening is a norm

But it is as rare as for Riyadh, a snow storm

So here is a poem to cheer her up

Since I am unable to give her a comforting hot cocoa cup

Lets start with the things that she really likes

And avoid depressing things like multi-vitamin tablets and spikes

Firstly she loves things that are of an orange shade

And from the fridge, cheese is what she loves to raid

She likes thistle nuts that do not taste bitter

And revealing her friend's deep, dark secrets all over twitter

Ok that last line wasn't completely true

But if she did know any secrets, that is what she would do.

She likes Mrs. Rubina Aizaz, the teacher of math

Anyone who insults this lady will face Hajra's wrath

She keeps the world safe from pollution and such

And she cares about elephants very, VERY much

About awesomeness she has an awesome view

Even though she sometimes gets stuck in the school loo

Reality to her is on the same level as delusion

I say this as I finish writing my ICT conclusion

She thinks that Damon Salvatore is really hot

But on the topic of Vampire Diaries I shall stray not

She is a part of the ninja association

And likes delivering strepsils to me like rations

She falls in love with SAT vocab lists

The time 10:10:10 10/10/10 is what I again just missed.

Ok now I'm a bit depressed

But next year I wont miss 11:11:11 11/11/11, my sister says

Anywho, If aliens were ever to land on earth

This tall human would be filled with mirth

And she would teach them the correct way to write and speak English

Even if they are considering eating her on a dish

Did I say that she likes elephants?

And she'd like some nephew or niece infants

she likes reading books

About villains and crooks

But in the end they should be defeated

Her love for elephants should be repeated

My leg bone is feeling rather brittle

She will be the inventor of the blue skittle

Her allies are many and are scattered over the lands

About her future career she has many plans

I asked my sister what I should write next

And this is what she said in the current context:

I hope, Hajra, that this cheered you up

And makes you feel very...gulp.

I hope you feel gulp now, oh HNIK of awesomeness :D

Dedicated to HNIK

"Now it's time to bring it around town. BRING IT AROUND TOOOWWNNN!" -SpongeBob SquarePants.

*adopt French accent*

Ahhh...Riyadh. The fan is whirling, the ants are scurrying and all is peaceful as Rabeah blissfully enjoys her vacations.

BWAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE NO EXAMS!

*licks ice cream*

I want to write a poem but all I can think of is 'Arratikano yume wo kaki atsume!'

Once upon a long ago, much longer than it may seem

There was a very tall girl whose name was Hajra Nadeem

She was not like you and I, let that much be clear

But she was different in a good way, so there is nothing to fear

She would delight in skipping around and popping bubble wrap

And watching cartoons of pirates finding treasure without a map

Sometimes she would let out that she was, in fact, a ninja

But she was of such abysmal grace that it would make you cringe-a (I still can't find any other rhyme for it)

She went on many adventures great, and made a lot of friends

And when she would rest she would use the computer lab for her own ends

She had such a command over the English language that it made her a sesquipedalian

But she still enjoyed reading stories for kids about Puff the dragon and aliens

Ok I'm all out of ideas :S.......... How about:

Today this crazy young ninja/gangster/pirate/lass graduated for PISES

And before she goes into any other educational establishment I hope she thinks twices.

Yeah OK :D

Be happy HNIK!

Now...ONE PIEEEECCCEEEE!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Bubble Gum poetry

Here's a poem I remember from forever:

I'm in trouble

Blew a bubble

Peeled it off my nose

Felt a rock

Inside my sock

Got gum between my toes

Blew another

Told my brother

We could blow a pair

Give three cheers

Now our ears

Are sticking to our hair

:D:D:D:D

(copyright Nina Payne)

Me and my sisters used to make these school journals and put the craziest things inside.

We used to decide a title and everyone would have to write a story on it and then we would pass out comments and grade them and then put them in the journals. And all sorts of stories and poems and simply awesome things. And we used to get turns for designing the cover and then Haniaa would sew up the pages so it looked like a real book. I still have all of them :D

Here's another really long poem:

A Madison avenue whizkid

Thought it a disgrace

That no one had exploited

The possibilities in space

Discussed it with a client

Who agreed and very soon

A thousand miles of neon tubing

Were transported to the moon

Now no one can ignore it

The product's selling fine

The night they turned the moon

Into a Coca Cola sign

It's called MAD AD by roger McGough

Read ALL of these :D

http://books.google.com/books?id=90FR9DL4gucC&pg=PA42&lpg=PA42&dq=A+madison+avenue+whizkid%0AThought+it+a+disgrace%0AThat+no+one+had+exploited %0Athe+possibilities+in+space&source=bl&ots=lmhAOOE0g4&sig=8SuLq98ryi2wmEs3WsVkiuwUWlo&hl=en&ei=zsPJS7fyPJWUOLbYuKgG&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CAoQ6AEwAQ&safe=active#v=onepage&q&f=false

When you have to give Unit 2 in on Saturday

If I was a pirate sailing out on distant seas

Just like the straw hat crew shown in One Piece

I'm sure I wouldn't have any ICT projects to make

Instead I would be guzzling down several bottles of sake

Or fighting with my devil-fruit ability of fire

Or docking my ship at an unknown pier (yea I know that doesn't rhyme but it does the way I pronounce it)

To find out what mysteries the new island hides

And make it back before the change of tides

Maybe I would be fighting some over-zealous geek

Making small work of him with my three sword technique

Or I could be collecting more people for my crew

I just need a musician and then I am through

Maybe I'm digging for a mythical treasure

Or helping a reindeer find the ultimate cure (that doesn't rhyme either :S But who cares?)

Or making a map of the entire earth

Or having a party filled with meat and mirth

Perhaps I'm battling with crazy marine men

and winning even though they outnumber us 1 to 10 (that should be 10 to 1 but hey!)

I could even be challenging the greatest of pirates

Or increasing my strength along with my ship-mates

Maybe I'm trying to get back my shadow

Or stopping to restock because supplies are low

But who knows and who cares what I would be doing if I was that way?

I still have to give Unit 2 to Ms.H on Saturday :(

Yes, I do have a sad existence.

But that is OK because I can change the font to orange if I want to :D

When you have Accounting the next day

Today I was trying to be deep and philosophical to see what it felt like but all I could come up with was "Why don't we get mint Aeros in KSA?". The depth of my brain is only as deep as the chocolate rivers in 'Charlie and the chocolate factory' which is quite deep but is made up of brown, gooey chocolate.

Which reminds me that when I was a kid and had finished Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the first time (it took me FIVE WHOLE DAYS!!) I imagined that Willy Wonka was real. He lived far away in a different world which was like our own except for a few things. I thought that all writers were somehow magically in touch with their own parallel universes and wrote about them and other people would call them fictional stories (Fictional was such a big word then:P) when they were actually real. And that I could visit them in my dreams. I used to keep 60c on my bedside just in case I went to Willy Wonka's world so I could buy a Wonka's Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. I was never lucky.

But really, we need mint Aeros in Saudi Arabia.

Which somehow reminds me that I have an accounting exam tomorrow which I haven't actually studied for. Even though I had the whole weekend to do so. I'm gonna fail aren't I? And here I am writing this:S

Ah well...Time well spent in my opinion:D