That the moon is cheese
And never forget
To mention Pluto as a planet
Then you have a friend in me
If you grew up watching 'Hey, Arnold!'
And looking in closets for another world
If you remember what the end of 1999 was like
And the thrill of chasing after cars on your bike
Then you have a friend in me
If you waited each week for a F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode to come out
And miss when no one knew what Twilight was about
If you still can't get over Sirius Black dying
And at the end of the sixth book you were crying
Then you have a friend in me
If you are curious about the Bermuda triangle
Or hate wearing any jewelry: necklace, ring or bangle
If the only cosmetic you use is lip balm
And if your favorite writing pad is your palm
Then you have a friend in me
If you smile in silence coz of the funny things you think
And your favorite murder game is Cluedo or Wink
If deep down inside you know that mythical creatures are real
or have ever tried to make a fishing rod with sinker and reel
Then you have a friend in me
If you have read more books than you care to count
And wonder what the view is like from Everest's mount
If you sometimes pretend to be a professional ice skater
Or procrastinate all your work to a never arriving 'later'
Then you have a friend in me
If you have always wanted to cut a Barbie's hair
Or have tried to imagine what life would be like without you there
If you spend hours more than usual solving a Rubik's game
And want to bottle the smell that follows rain
Then you have a friend in me
If you know all the Disney songs completely by heart
And have never visited the famous Walmart
If you always wished you could learn the use of an arrow and bow
And your favorite Tellitubby was Edgar Allen Po
Then you have a friend in me
If sometimes you wonder if everyone can see the same way
Or if you're hearing something other than what others say
If you have always wanted to be a warrior for your land
Then you know you'll always have a place to stand
Coz you have a friend in me