When you have to give Unit 2 in on Saturday

If I was a pirate sailing out on distant seas

Just like the straw hat crew shown in One Piece

I'm sure I wouldn't have any ICT projects to make

Instead I would be guzzling down several bottles of sake

Or fighting with my devil-fruit ability of fire

Or docking my ship at an unknown pier (yea I know that doesn't rhyme but it does the way I pronounce it)

To find out what mysteries the new island hides

And make it back before the change of tides

Maybe I would be fighting some over-zealous geek

Making small work of him with my three sword technique

Or I could be collecting more people for my crew

I just need a musician and then I am through

Maybe I'm digging for a mythical treasure

Or helping a reindeer find the ultimate cure (that doesn't rhyme either :S But who cares?)

Or making a map of the entire earth

Or having a party filled with meat and mirth

Perhaps I'm battling with crazy marine men

and winning even though they outnumber us 1 to 10 (that should be 10 to 1 but hey!)

I could even be challenging the greatest of pirates

Or increasing my strength along with my ship-mates

Maybe I'm trying to get back my shadow

Or stopping to restock because supplies are low

But who knows and who cares what I would be doing if I was that way?

I still have to give Unit 2 to Ms.H on Saturday :(

Yes, I do have a sad existence.

But that is OK because I can change the font to orange if I want to :D